Them Mother

Madara Greer Sr.
3 min readNov 28, 2021


This is another Global Poker rant.

Photo by Radu Florin on Unsplash

Yeah, I’m out of this one. I was like the 3rd one out.

That is not why I am frustrated.

The reason is.

It eliminated me, with 2 kings. Prior to the flop.

So I guess, now if I have a pair. And someone wants to go all in. I have to fold even if I’m holding a winning hand.

The son of bitches likes to say anyone can win. Hey, you guys I am someone please allow me to win?

Okay, that’s enough of that you guys. This article is to maybe help you make it through the through the entire the first, second, and third rounds.

Round #1 (or before 1st break).

This round will be pretty standard for new players. the tilt is placed on my hand this round. That’s why you will see me fold a lot this round if you want to win there is not much I can do to stop it. I have figured that out the hard way.

Round #2 (after the break)

That’s when my hand loses the tilt placed on it and you get one instead.

Yeah, all of them silly raises you made during the first round. Even though you made them with a bluff, you still won.

In the second round, you won’t stand a chance if you come to it like that you will lose. It’s harder to bluff.

I mean you may even have to actually play around instead of just going all in. If you try to go all-in during the second round with a 7 and a 3 it won’t work. Unless you are the most senior player at the table you’ll lose.

Round #3 (the elimination round)

The reason I call it this is because global is tired and ready to go to bed. It systematically takes your stake to the dump to burn it. Well, sometimes they just take it out back and shoot it in the head.

My point is, to fold till your holding a royal card or a pair(A, K, Q, J. or 22.33.99). Even then if you don't bet your hand right against the rest of us we will get the stack you built up so high.

In round three if you go all in you will lose for sure. The computer at global just wants another player to be out of the game. So it’s an opportunist player computer program.

I hope this helps you watch what to look for. When Global Poker wants you to leave. These are some of my observations but not fact.

Please, please will you remember? Every player has their own individual gaming experience. You must take what I say with a grain of salt. And play your own game cause just when you think you have it.

Global will change it!

Don’t go bet the farm or grandma. Have fun and enjoy yourself for an hour.

Madara Greer Sr.

I'm in a box outside the box. But I haven't gotten the key just yet to open the box. One of these days we will all get it write. And write and write