My Medium Earnings are Suprising?

I used to call this type of article Medium Porn.

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So I’m jumping on the band wagon and giving all you fetish folks some elicite reading.

All the writers here that get their kicks from being naughty checking their sexy stats page ten times a day or more.

The font just drives them wild.

They’ll scroll their feeds, trying to be good and read an article with real meat. That encourages us to be better humans. But by and by with each thumb swipe, they can feel the urge to click on someones dirty stats information.

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Oh how excited it makes them feel when they read how much money they could have earned if they would only have thought to write your articles first.

One is never enough for them. So they search until their thumbs are bruised and worn.

So without further ado here are my earnings to date.

From the dirty yet lovely fonted stats page.

Not to bad for my first full month back. 59 views and 39 reads. Plus, I only just now started publishing a lot. And I only publish out of house because I hate rejection.

From the much more naughty earnings page.

So, no, I won’t be breaking the bank this month. But I can sure try to next month.

I’m trying to earn enough to gi on a cruise with my hubby.

Oh won’t he be so surprised. When I put the tickets in his hand and show him what we will be doing.

As he thinks, I’m just sharing recipes, poker hacks, or giggling at dirty woman stories. (Yes. I’m sorry my husband thinks I come here to Medium to write girl smutt.

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Oh well, we will let him dream.